Mitt Romney

I wear special Mormon underwear

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Herman Cain 

Republicans needed a token black candidate

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Ron Paul

I like the attention

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Sarah Palin

I want to sell more of my books and stuff

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Michele Bachmann

I’m like Sarah Palin, but hotter

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Barack Obama

A lot of people don’t like me, but I did kill Osama!

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