10. Masters of the Universe

Plot:

The world of Eternia in the aftermath of Skeletor’s war on Castle Grayskull, which he has won after seizing Grayskull and the surrounding city using a cosmic key developed by the Thenorian locksmith Gwildor. The Sorceress is now Skeletor’s prisoner and he begins to drain her life-force as he waits for the moon of Eternia to align with the Great Eye of the Universe that will bestow god-like power upon him. (IMBD)

Why it’s awesome!

  • Dolph Lundgen (Drago from Rocky IV) is Heman
  • A young Courtney Cox
  • Laser gun battles
  • Frank Langella as Skelator (Best Villian Ever)

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9. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2

Plot:

The turtles find out where the Ooze, the substance which made them mutate, came from. Unfortunately Shredder learns about it too, and uses it to enhance himself.  (IMBD)

Why it’s awesome!

  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
  • Giant monsters!
  • Super Shredder!
  • Vanilla Ice raps!

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8. Leprechaun in the Hood

Plot:

The Leprechaun ends up in the inner city, Compton, CA. (IMDB)

Why it’s awesome!

  • Ice T is the man.
  • Stereotypical/racist black characters.
  • Ridiculous plot + horrible acting = Hysterically funny

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7. Batman and Robin

Plot:

Batman and Robin are back working side-by-side to stop the villains of Gotham City, but they’re is tension appearing between them, especially when one villain who calls herself Poison Ivy can make anyone fall in love with her…literally. Along with Poison Ivy, the icy Mr. Freeze is freezing anything which gets in his way from achieving his goal. (IMDB)

Why it’s awesome!

  • Arnold Schwarzenegger is Mr. Freeze.
  • Umma Thurman and Alicia Silverstone in tights.
  • So many horrible puns!!

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6. Trolls 2

Plot:

A young child is terrified to discover that a planned family trip is to be haunted by vile plant-eating monsters out of his worst nightmare. His attempt to save his beloved family is assisted by the ghost of his deceased grandfather. (IMDB)

Why it’s awesome!

  • Even though it’s called Trolls 2, there are no Trolls. Only goblins.
  • Hysterically bad acting.

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5. Judge Dredd

Plot:

In the future, Dredd, the most famous judge (a cop with instant field judiciary powers) is convicted for a crime he did not commit while his murderous counterpart escapes. (IMBD)

Why its awesome!

  • Plenty of action.
  • Giant robots!
  • Cannibals.
  • Horrible dialogue and acting.

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4. Wicker Man

Plot:

While recovering from a tragic accident on the road, the patrolman Edward Malus receives a letter from his former fiancée Willow, who left him years ago without any explanation, telling that her daughter Rowan is missing. Edward travels to the private island of Summerisle, where Willow lives in an odd community that plant fruits, and she reveals that Rowan is actually their daughter. Along his investigation with the hostile and unhelpful dwellers, Edward discloses that the locals are pagans, practicing old rituals to improve their harvest, and Rowan is probably alive and being prepared to be sacrificed. When he locates the girl, he finds also the dark truth about the wicker man.  (IMDB)

Why it’s awesome!

  • Nicolas Cage’s horrible acting. That’s pretty much it.

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3. Killer Klowns From Outer Space

Plot:

Aliens who look like clowns come from outer space and terrorize a small town.

Why it’s awesome!

  • Alien clowns!
  • The most ridiculous death scenes.

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2. Starship Troopers

Plot:

In the distant future high school kids are encouraged to become citizens by joining the military. What they don’t know is that they’ll soon be engaged in a full-scale war against a planet of alien insects. The fight is on to ensure the safety of humanity. (IMDB)

Why it’s Awesome!

  • Giant alien bugs!
  • Neil Patrick Harris is Legendary!
  • Female nudity.
  • Horrible dialogue.
  • A lot of mind numbing action!

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1. Robocop 3

Plot:

The mega corporation Omni Consumer Products is still bent on creating their pet project, Delta City, to replace the rotting city of Detroit. Unfortunately, the inhabitants of the area have no intention of abandoning their homes simply for desires of the company. To this end, OCP have decided to force them to leave by employing a ruthless mercenary army to attack and harass them. An underground resistance begins and in this fight, Robocop must decide where his loyalties lie. (IMDB)

Why it’s awesome!

  • Robocop kicks some ass!
  • A lot bad guys get killed.
  • Robocop fights a robot ninja!
  • Robocop gets a jetpack!

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